STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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