I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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