i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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