"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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