Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
false alarm. still invincible.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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