Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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