You can't special order awesome
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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