Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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