Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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