new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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