dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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