I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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