i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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