That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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