More tranny stories later!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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