so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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