The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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