"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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