idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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