In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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