dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Randomize
