whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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