This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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