I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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