He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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