I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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