He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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