Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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