the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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