they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Me too!
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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