apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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