you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
