They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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