I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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