a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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