have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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