This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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