No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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