I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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