And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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