He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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