My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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