can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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