I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
