Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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