youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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