I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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