I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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