sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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