why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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