Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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