Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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