im gay
i know
yea but for you.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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