In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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