i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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