I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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