I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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