Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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